Lifes more interesting when you tell the truth.

Mar 30, 2010 @ 01:58

somebody's bittr about losing their job in the service?!

Dec 03, 2009 @ 00:34

St. Bernards are my favourite dogs

May 08, 2009 @ 13:23

Stop slagging the service!!! :-( Keep leaving ads for specsavers on his desk!!! Ha ha ha!!!

Apr 30, 2009 @ 14:20

Take his glasses off and jump up and down on him - if you are in the service that should ensure you get a promotion.

Apr 30, 2009 @ 13:07

What has god got do do with anything!

Apr 22, 2009 @ 08:23

St Bernard also said you can get two for one on chicken kievs. But Im not sure how important that is to god.

Apr 19, 2009 @ 01:18

stupid is spelt with an "i". Judging by your spelling ability and your complete lack of grammatical awareness, I would say that you are lucky to be in a job. oh but you probably work for the sniveling service dont you!

Apr 14, 2009 @ 01:02

Bosses are just one of the pains of life. St Bernard said that patience was so important to God that if we didn't have someone in our lives who made us exercise forbearance we should ask Him to send someone like that into our lives.